In 2009, all we will want 2 do is have a lil fun. Authentic fun. The kind of fun that can only be embodied by a song that is accessible to females from age 7 to 72. Hot women will be kind of fair, but kind of ’saucy’ in a ‘mystic drifter’ kind of way. In 2k9, the synthesizer market will crash, and we will see the acoustic guitar market explode.

<3 free spirited moms + cool dads

XX BONUS CRUNKCORE COVERAGE XX

Gonna miss u when u r just a meme from 2k8, Brokencyde. At least they made the Mexican peoples of the world proud.
Worried that music will sound Crunkcore in 2k9 :-(
// help

What’s gonna happen if no1 makes an authentic enough ‘best of 2k8′ list and then I won’t be able to remember what 2k8 was all about?

This is a s0ng abt 2k8, except it is written from the perspective of living in 2k7 or maybe 2k9.

I’m only pretty sure that I can’t blog anymore
Before you cmmnt
I wonder
What are we searching for? (meaning)
When I type out loud
“I want 2 stop blggng”
I wonder
Is there anything I’m going to miss?

I wonder
How it’s going to be when you don’t know me
How’s it going to be when you’re sure I’m not there
How’s it going to be when there’s no one there to talk to
Between you and me
‘Cause I don’t care
How’s it going to be
How’s it going to be

Where we used to laugh there’s a shouting match
Sharp as an AZN
A banger I can’t ignore
like some song I never listened 2
by the Bloody Beeties

I wonder
How’s it going to be when it goes down
How’s it going to be when you’re not around
How’s it going to be when you found out there was nothing
Between you and me
‘Cause I don’t care
How’s it going to be

How’s it going to be when you don’t blog me ne m0re?
How’s it going to be

How’s it going to be when you don’t blog n e m0re?
How’s it going to be
How’s it going to be
How’s it going to be

Dear 2k8,
miss u // <3 u /// h8 u.
Love,
Carles

Can some1 plz tell me when “Paper Planes” became a GIRLZ NIGHT IN anthem?

Mainstreamers luv it

Where is the online tutorial for the PPR PLNS HAND SIGNALS dance?

Even AZNs have ‘found out’ about PPR PLNS.

Yall. I thought that song was authentic. It sucks that it’s pro-terrorism, tho. At least that’s what I read in some blog thingy. Not sure if M.I.A. is a terrorist, but it would kinda suck for all these girls who have her as a role model 2 find out that M.I.A. h8s America.
:-(

The only reason people like Paper Planes is cuz of the gun shots–people r inherently violent, especially white tweens who don’t fit in and minorities.

For example, we don’t know if the popular band JUSTICE (aka Jousteece) is a Christian rock band, or a band from France/the Vatican.

What will the cover of Justice’s next album look like? Does their graphic design team have a way to convert this powerful image into a quirky, interesting aesthetic? I think the plain ‘cross’ is getting boring, so they probably need to ’spice it up’ with a little bit of Savior, if u know what I mean…

(H8 u Pontius Pilate)

Good luck, So Me!

<3 alt broads rolling around on the floor like sexie beached whales <3

Question from a concerned HRO reader:

What is the female equivalent of an ‘alt bro’? u kno
the kind that wear amapp headbands n carry round a
lomography camera to all the hella dp’s they r invited
to?

Should I start a party pix site with a lomography camera, a headband, and a dream?

I’ll see you guys in internet heaven, along with all of your friends who died prematurely, but still have active myspaces where people leave comments like “I miss you so much right now” and “wish u weren’t dead, bro” or “what r u doin this weekend? u in town?”

God Bless.

Love always,
Carles

After 2 months of 2008, we still don’t know what post-banger life is all about. I’ve had multiple conversations with music industry insiders, and there is consistent chatter about ‘Total Request when it was just Carson Daly in an empty room’-era alt-rock coming back strong.