Tag Archives: What Music Will Sound Like in 2008

What Music Will Sound Like/Music Videos Will Look like in 2k8

[HIGHLY TUGGABLE BARELY LEGAL ALTS {circa age 15}]
<3 alt broads rolling around on the floor like sexie beached whales <3
Question from a concerned HRO reader:
What is the female equivalent of an ‘alt bro’? u knothe kind that wear amapp headbands n carry round alomography camera to all the hella dp’s they r invitedto?

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What Music Will Sound Like in 2008 and/or Youtube Douchebags

“And I am finally seeing…why I was the one worth leaving”-The Posty Servy, 1985

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What Music Will Sound Like After Bangers Officially Die

I’ll see you guys in internet heaven, along with all of your friends who died prematurely, but still have active myspaces where people leave comments like “I miss you so much right now” and “wish u weren’t dead, bro” or “what r u doin this weekend? u in town?”
God Bless.
Love always,Carles

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What Music Will Sound Like in 2008 (Part 6 of 5)

After 2 months of 2008, we still don’t know what post-banger life is all about. I’ve had multiple conversations with music industry insiders, and there is consistent chatter about ‘Total Request when it was just Carson Daly in an empty room’-era alt-rock coming back strong.

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