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Will Smith
Robin Hood, Prince of Windbreakers


I wonder where this dreamie bro with a flowing mane got his durable windbreaker cape/hood thingy. I might have to buy one for my Halloween costume (might buy it in green and be alt-Peter Pan). Technology like that could have only been made by the same engineers who invented the Old Navy Tech vests, Old Navy Performance Fleeces, and/or jeans with loops for hammers in them.

I wonder what an Electro Robin Hood would do for an oppressed population of alternative settlers. Would he steal Macbook Pros from the rich, and give them to the poor? Would he teach the townsfolk how to install an aqueduct system that transported ______________ (alt-alcoholic product)?

Maybe it's just me, but we need a hero these days more that ever.

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Is it just me, or does this movie about the really tan white guy who skis a lot look like it's going to be rlly good?


oh, HEY bbs… Invite me nxt time plz and bring Jada and Beyonce!!!

Loook who decided to visit my fresh prince on the set of MIB 3….seeing these two Afro-BBs together makes my FUPA area kind of wet…:) Will Smith, or my fresh prince as i call him is SOOO dreamy, and i can't believe he and JAY-Z are friends! they are such sexi black men. i wish they weren't married so i had a chance!

I honestly thought that black men LIKED hefty girls, but it turns out I am just too HEARTY, maybe if my butt was just big and the rest of my body wasn't so out of proportion. i saw MIB in theatres, and it is so FUNNIE, i cant wait for this sequal, although this time i won't have a bf to buy me all the SOUR patch kids i want (firts they are sour, then sweet…LOL) #SWEETNSOURSAUCE

i didnt get too see much of the moive, though because we got the large size popcorn and you get free refills, and my bf WOUDLNT get it for me.. #AHOLE

i wish i could look like beyonce (bootylicious) or jada pinker smith and snag me 1 of these BBs!

They are BOTH super talented rappers, but Will Smith is obvi the greatest the game has ever seen #GettinJiggyWitIt

BIENVANEDOS A MIAMI, bitches!

Tommy Lee Jones who?? #TeamJayZ

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