Sometimes I wonder about the role of the female within alternative society. Are women ‘more respected’ by alternative men, or are they still ’sex objects who are meant to do chores’? From what I understand, non-self aware females ‘just want to get married and birth kids’, even if it means that their husband is aloof and distant (as long as he makes at least $100K per year). Sometimes I feel confused by the motives of alternative girls, bc it seems like even they ‘don’t know what they want.’ Somtimes I wonder if females can be ‘authentic alts’ if they are using ‘altdom’ as a rebellion against their parents.

I feel like mainstream women raising families, who are ‘trapped’ in their situations might be stronger women than ‘lil alternative cunts’ because they know how to put other ppl first. I am not sure what alternative women want to be when they grow up. Possibly something in ‘corporate retail’, or possibly ‘public relations’, or if they are lucky, ’something artistic.’ I am not sure how much altGirls really want to independently ‘make it’, or if they would be happy ‘marrying some rich bro at age 26 just in case their life doesn’t pan out.’

Not sure if AltWomen would know how 2 do ‘mainstream chores’ like washing dishes, clothes, dusting, swiffering, cleaning toilets, driving vans, going to the store, planting flowers in the front lawn, living in suburbia, carrying a child, or other mainstream female duties.

Feel like I have always semi-ironically done ‘chores’ and stuff, and sometimes used them as an excuse to bond with people from my local scene. Like when me and all my ‘flatmates’ would ‘get buzzed and do laundry.’

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I feel like there is more pressure on women to ‘conform’ to society’s expectations of ‘being clean’, ‘being happy’, and ’staying tidy.’ Seems like it is more socially acceptable for a bro to end up being ‘really tragic’ bc he is a 45 year old man who is ’still trying to be alt.’ Not sure if altWomen’s flaws within alternative society make them ‘more functional within society’ than altMen, but I think they might be a good thing for physical mental health.

Would yall rather be a boy or a girl?
Do yall want a family with a happy home?
What are ur expectations of women?
Do yall honestly believe that women are capable of the same things that men are?
Is society ‘bullshit’?

I was s00 confused…like I thought I was on the ‘fast track’ 2 ‘being rich & happy.’ However, I was ‘just another brick in the wall’ of the American economy, and I didn’t really have any ‘real skills.’ Sorta just wish I could get paid 2 ‘be myself’ and ’share my musings’ on current events (in 140 characters or less).

Just really starting to learn who I am, and how 2 ‘find happiness’ in this world. Guess maybe I should just ’surround myself with ppl who love me’ and things will ‘be alright.’ Sorta wish there was a ‘foreign man’ who lived across the street from me who could share his knowledge/cock with me. I wonder if life really is meaningful, yall. Maybe I’ll know more abt life when I ‘find a real job.’

Sad that my life may not actually be what I thought it would be. This is a movie about ’settling’ for less. Sorta like ‘a more realistic version of The Devil Wears Prada’ for the ‘type of cunt’ who would see this kind of movie.

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It’s weird to see girls when they have their arm in a ‘fancy bag holding position.’ It seems like they have a lot of ‘attitude.’ While I have seen this arm-position being utilized in photographs of famous celebrities skanks-who-are-in2-fashion, I feel like I have seen this pose more often in ‘lil cunts’ who are ‘middle-upper-class but think they are rich. [via suburbia]‘ Girls who are ‘into fashion’ and ‘just want to seem really deep/cunty-in-a-cool-way.’

It’s weird to see people in public who ‘act like they are famous’ or something. Feel like people are ’seriously disturbed’ when they have mannerisms + personal branding decisions that can only be appropriated to ’some1 trying to seem the way a famous person would act.’ Need 2 start exploring how ‘fame’ makes me feel more often.

I’m not sure if having ur arm in this cunty purse-holding position is a functional decision. I feel like this pose is often used when ur holding a large, heavy purse, so it is possibly a matter of ‘properly balancing a load.’ It seems like the broad might have to use her elbow to ‘keep the purse pushed back’ so that she can ’showcase her outfit.’

Seems like something that ‘high fashion bitches’ do.

Seems like a ‘fad’ that ‘cunts’ copy thereby spreading 2 suburbia.

Feel like it might actually ‘be functional’ if you are a ‘very small woman.’ But in that case, you should consider a ‘back pack.’

Sorta just wish women would buy ergonomically designed purses. Feel like women need to make better decisions being able to carry a baby in one arm, and baby supplies in the other.

It’s hard for me to understand why women need 2 carry ’so much shit.’ I think they are insecure and ‘worry too much’ about how they look. Also possibly are worried about ‘getting/looking old’ too much. I wish that women who were obsessed with ‘life being terminal’ would have a child, and shift their focus to ‘caring for a lil person who came out of their wombs.’ I think that is actually part of eVolution/the Circle of Life.

Feel very worried about women, and the stress that they are putting on their bodies. Not sure if having ‘the arm’ is a good personal branding choice. I think that there are a lot of things wrong with the concept of a ‘purse’ in the modern world. Feel like women should try to be more like men, and just carry a wallet in their ass-pockets or something. Maybe they would ‘feel more equal’ and ‘less weighed down.’

Worried about the spinal cords of lil girls carrying bags that are too heavy. Wish a designer would come along and change everything. Wish men and women were ‘truly equal.’

Geez, are you sexist or WHAT?! “Most women arent funny and are only there to sing”??!

So in other words only MEN are funny, and women are supposed to just stand there and look pretty for you. Oh Gawd.

I’m sorry but I cant stand men like you. You just set us back about 40+ years. Ugh.

A true comment worth blogging about.

HIPSTER RUNOFF POSES CONTROVERSIAL QUESTIONS:
1. Women: Funny or not?
2. Sarah Silverman: Comedian or shock artist?
3. Tina Fey: Do you ever wish she was HOTTER?
4. Jimmy Fallon: Is he funnie?
5. ‘Would u rather vote for a black man or a girlie?’
6. WHO WOULD U RATHER RAIL?

7. HIPSTER RUNOFF: SEXIST?