[photos by Every1isFamesies]

Mainstreamers+festivalBros got rlly mad at alts for ‘taking over the scene’ and attracting ‘a bunch of artists that no1 has even heard of.’

I’m just glad the alts handled themselves with grace and post-post-ironically giggled it off. They also came prepared with headbands and bandanas to wipe up any excess blood.

Kid Sister, also known as Hillary Banks 2.0, looks to have played at the festival. I’m glad she got all dolled up 4 it, instead of treating it like ‘a bunch of nobodies from Milwaukee.’

It seems like festival security was kind of lacking. Some old lady wandered up on to stage after taking too many of her meds. She was in a pair of golden granny panties.

Remember ‘band photography’? R.I.P. He should trade in that lens, and invest in a Canon Party Pic 3000 lens.

I wish I could be young again and know what it means to appreciate modern culture for all of the right reasons. (I wish my parents had the money to encourage me to appreciate the arts when I was a kid. Do u think they got dropped off, or was a parent stuck there in the Dance tent watching bloghouse DJS?)

Lollapalooza set attendance records because there happened to be a MAINSTREAMALTBRO Convention going on in the ballroom of a nearby Holiday Inn.

Do u wish u had gone?
did u go? Who did u see? did any thing ‘zany’ or ‘meaningful’ happen?
Or was it just ’same ol shit’?
2ManyAlts? Not enough authenticity at music festivals n e m0re?
Who r u? U’ve changed a lot in the last 5 years.
What’s the best Musie Festival?

More Lollapalooza coverage at
http://www.everyoneisfamous.com

XX BONUS ALT CELEB WITH A SHITTY BEER PIC XX

Beers with lime in them were made for Latino Markets & Popular Mashup DJs.
[Alt Polaroid by Gorillavsbear]

Remember the time I blggd abt Coachella?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/04/coachella-quizzin.html

<3 covering music festivals for yall <3