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Yacht
Meaningful MP3s 4 people who want to 'be connected' 2 'a scene'

[MP3]
Yacht Psychic City

Analysis: I feel 40% 'more willing' to listen to Yacht since they signed with DFA. I think this song is possibly better/worse than I think it is, and might be the type of song that 'defines a summer' in an accidental way because it was relatively inoffensive, seemed kinda fun, and it lends itself to placement on multiple mixCDs/playlists.

Yacht's brand is 'about to be very strong' since they will be grandfathered into 'fun music that is dancey that P4k honors as being authentic.' Sort of wish I had been into them 2 years ago, and accidentally went to one of their shows on a school night, had fun, and totally 'got' them even though most people didn't. They seem pretty 'artist-y.'

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Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/yacht

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[MP3]
Memory Tapes Last One Awake (Friend Version)
Analysis: I think that Memory Tapes is the next 'conceptual-ish' band to 'really look out for' in terms of blowing up a hype bubble. I think that if they put together 30-45 minutes of 'solid music' in an LP, they will probably become one of the most 'listenable' products of 2k10-2k15. Sort of like AnCo pre-MPP, back when you could just 'chill' and listen to them. FEel like I would 'actually' describe them as 'a band that would open for AnCo, except they are actually good.' MemCassy is more 'electro' and possibly has 'more pop sensibilities' than most modern 'conceptual bullshit music.'

Buy the new Memory Cassette EP
http://acephalerecords.com/memcass/

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/memorytapes

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[MP3]
Lil Wayne Kobe Bryant

Analysis: This is a song by Lil Wayne about NBA player, Kobe Bryant, who will begin his pursuit of his first NBA championship without the help of Shaq "OMG he has a sillie Twitter" O'Neal. In the song, Lil Wayne honors Kobe by talking about 'how great' he is. I am not sure how I feel about Kobe Bryant. He has always been a bad teammate, and he also 'forced himself' upon some white girl in Colorado. He seems like 'a huge fraud', but not sure if he is actually 'lying' because I don't think he really has a 'true self.'

I don't know how I feel about the current generation of NBA stars. I feel like it is 'kinda forced.' I feel angry that I have to 'suck LeBron James's dick' even though he has never won an NBA championship.

Have yall heard of SPACE DISCO?


Yall. Just found out about an exciting new subgenre called 'space disco.' I think it is in the Authentic Disco family, except the songs are 'a little bit more spacey' and sort of wander for a little while. It's exciting though. Love learning about new terms that encapsulate what I'm listening 2, kinda like the first time I heard the word 'indie' in 1992.

Appreciating DFA makes me feel more authentic. Like I appreciate music on a higher level than all of the 'typical bloglectro trash' that has corrupted our youth for the past 12 blog months. Might even start to appreciate YACHT, but I haven't made up my mind yet.

Should I like Yacht, or should I wait til they have more songs that were produced at the DFA HQ?

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(Should I start 2 crush on the girl in Yacht? She seems kinda kute & attainable & 'not weird'/'moderately in touch with reality' unlike most HRO it girls. Just want an it-girl to settle down with, yall)

N e ways, here is a song by RUNAWAY that I feel comfortable aligning my personal brand with since there is 0% quirkiness and 110% authentic disco.

[MP3]
Runaway Brooklyn Club Jam (Brennan Green's Version)"

Found this track at
http://www.wavesatnight.com/2008/10/24/dfa/

Myspace
http://www.myspace.com/rrrunaway

Authentic Disco Bands have pictures of records in their myspace default pix

RunawayBros

The DFA logo (just cuz I wanna align my blog brand with the DFA brand)

Are you enjoying summer? SUMMER SONG TIME!

MP3: Yacht - Summer Song

SUMMER TIME SONG.
WE NEED SONGS FOR SUMMER.

Buy Yacht at Amazon.

The QT in Yacht (Claire L. Evans) shows off her firm body & camel toe


Yacht is some buzzband from Portland, so they try hard to be all 'artsy' [via Portlandia stereotype]. Anyways, I have no idea whether or not they have a new album coming out, or what their deal is, but they started playing shows again, and the female singer, whose name is Claire L. Evans started 2 wear this skin-tight, white onesie / jumpsuit thingy. Needless to say... U can see a lot of her body... and she looks good...

Did u use the 'zoom tool' to analyze these pix?

She really knows how to contort... Having really lust-wave thoughts for her...

Claire L. Evans got my attn. Loud and clear.

Jona Bechtolt is the bro who started YACHT, but I feel like ppl are coming 2 see Claire these days... She always looks great in her outfits.

There has to be a lot of 'inner-band conflict' when a male is the 'brains' behind the operation, but a female 'gets all the attention.'

Is Claire L. Evans about to become 'the next big indie female'?
Can she take down Merrill Garbus, Kickball Katy, and Maddie Follin?
Should all females in indie be required to wear a 'see-thru' bodysuit so that we can judge their bodies?
Is Claire 'just being honest' and 'showing us what she's got'?
I <3 a girl with nothing 2 hide?

Jona who? #TeamClaireL

Claire L. Evans

Alternative Celebrity

Claire Evans is the QT in Yacht. She joined the band bc she is keut and makes it more buzzworthy.

Lists: DFA, QTs, Portland
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Yacht

Buzzband

Yacht is a buzzband from Portland, consisting of Jona Bechtolt and Claire L. Evans.

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The XX does a boring / weird dubstep remix of a boring YACHT song


From what I understand, Yacht's latest album was a disappointment, since it yielded mediocre results critically and commercially. Apparently, they had the dude who plays the fake drums in the XX do a remix for them, along with some other people, but I think the XX probably can 'get the most blog hypemachine twitter action.'

Here is their flattering press release blurb:

4-20 marks the release of one of YACHT’s most sought after and acclaimed album cuts ‘the afterlife’. As the next single from their 2009 lp ’see mystery lights’, ‘the afterlife’ includes a healthy dose of eclectic remixes by dat politics, andrew wk, the XX and more!

tracklisting:
1. The Afterlife (Radio Edit)
2. The Afterlife (DAT Politics Remix)
3. The Afterlife (Andrew WK Remix)
4. The Afterlife (The XX Remix)
5. The Afterlife (Joy Electric Remix)
6. The Afterlife (May Ling Version)

The XX bro (Jamie XX) is apparently really into dubstep, so he makes remixes sound dubsteppy, instead of extending the XX Brand by using their signature gimmicks in remixes.

Who is ur fave member of the XX?
Whatever happened 2 the one that they fired?
Is she pissed 4 being kicked out / choosing to leave a buzzband?

Feel like I still 'believe' Yacht can make 2-3 more bloggable mp3s before their useful life is up, but hope they just get things 2gether for the next album so that they don't bring down the DFA brand. They probably need to move out of Portland for a while so that they can 'clear their heads' and make a product that appeals to the entire Indie Alt Nation, instead of just Portland Apologists.

Is DFA still authentic, or were u disappointed by Yacht + LCD Soundsystem in 2k9k10?
Are remixes still authentic?
Should the XX jump on the chillwave bandwagon?

Original Video for "Afterlife" by YACHT

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Is Jona Bechtolt a genius?