Every trend, fashion, internet meme, and blog has its glory days. Glory days can’t last forever, yall. It’s kinda like what Sugar Ray lead singer Mark ‘Warhol’ McGrath said: “Every1 has his or her 15 minutes of fame (I just wanna fly).” Eventually bands are replaced, trends die, and even humans eventually die. (sad but true, yall. We can’t all be Bicentennial Men a.k.a. DorianGrayAlts a.k.a. ForeverYoung Alts).

IT GIRLS usually have a [HIGHLY MEANINGFUL/MEMORABLE] life for 6-18 months. They feel really special, and unique, and ‘it-ty’, and become comfortable with who they are, since they are a portal to the future of everything that is ‘kewl.’ However, eventually their time expires. They are often replaced with some1 who they thought was their friend, but was a social rung beneath them. Each IT GIRL goes from being ‘it’ to being relegated back to just being one of ‘us’ (not to be confused with the ‘we’ that krappie bloggers use).

“WE LOVE SONGS IN IPOD COMMERCIALS!”
-krappie bloggers

I’m not sure how ‘it girls’ make money between ages 27-120. Agyness Deyn realized this and married a Stroke. Uffie is experimenting with pregnancy rumors/serious relationships with men who are wealthier than DJs.

‘If u don’t want a real job, just be pretty and get married.’
-college girls who are pursuing Elementary School Certification

Will I run into a former ITGIRL working at a local coffee shop in 8 years? Will former IT GIRLS have the same social existence as ‘jocks from your high school who wore their letter jackets after high school’? Will we see FailedItGirls on party pix sites even after party pix sites suffer a 50% drop in traffic after 2k10?

Is there a way that we could convert former IT GIRLS into a rare natural resource that school children can use? I know AZN engineers figured out how to turn horses into glue, so maybe we can learn how to distill ‘it girls’ into high quality alcohol or something…just throwin ideas out there, yall…

What do yall wanna convert former buzzworthy people/items into, yall?

Every trend, fashion, internet meme, and blog has its glory days. Glory days can’t last forever, yall. It’s kinda like what Sugar Ray lead singer Mark ‘Warhol’ McGrath said: “Every1 has his or her 15 minutes of fame (I just wanna fly).” Eventually bands are replaced, trends die, and even humans eventually die. (sad but true, yall. We can’t all be Bicentennial Men a.k.a. DorianGrayAlts a.k.a. ForeverYoung Alts).

IT GIRLS usually have a [HIGHLY MEANINGFUL/MEMORABLE] life for 6-18 months. They feel really special, and unique, and ‘it-ty’, and become comfortable with who they are, since they are a portal to the future of everything that is ‘kewl.’ However, eventually their time expires. They are often replaced with some1 who they thought was their friend, but was a social rung beneath them. Each IT GIRL goes from being ‘it’ to being relegated back to just being one of ‘us’ (not to be confused with the ‘we’ that krappie bloggers use).

“WE LOVE SONGS IN IPOD COMMERCIALS!”
-krappie bloggers

I’m not sure how ‘it girls’ make money between ages 27-120. Agyness Deyn realized this and married a Stroke. Uffie is experimenting with pregnancy rumors/serious relationships with men who are wealthier than DJs.

‘If u don’t want a real job, just be pretty and get married.’
-college girls who are pursuing Elementary School Certification

Will I run into a former ITGIRL working at a local coffee shop in 8 years? Will former IT GIRLS have the same social existence as ‘jocks from your high school who wore their letter jackets after high school’? Will we see FailedItGirls on party pix sites even after party pix sites suffer a 50% drop in traffic after 2k10?

Is there a way that we could convert former IT GIRLS into a rare natural resource that school children can use? I know AZN engineers figured out how to turn horses into glue, so maybe we can learn how to distill ‘it girls’ into high quality alcohol or something…just throwin ideas out there, yall…

What do yall wanna convert former buzzworthy people/items into, yall?

Name: Never Underestimate the Power of Yall.
Created: September 6, 2008

Mainstream = Alt

While a lot of street fashion bloggers wouldn’t even notice this girl on the street, they don’t realize that her outfit provides important commentary on life, society, terrorism, performance enhancing drugs, race-relations, the media, the blogosphere ruining journalism, divorce, GHEY marriage, and how humans are different & the same at the same time. It’s a clash, yall. A constant 1, and the only way we can elect the President that God wants in office is to ‘find ourselves’ and the vote based on ‘who we are.’

We need to find out who we are as soon as possible. We must enroll in Art Colleges, obtain design degrees, and change the world, and the way that we look at it, and how we can tell people to stop using gasoline to buy fast food, and go to more music+art+technology festivals.

When u look at the pictured female, ask urself what her outfit represents.
What do the dots repesent?
What do the stripes represent?
How do the stripes and the dots convey differences and similarities?
What’s up with Palestine and Israel?
What’s up with the USA and brown-ish countries?
What’s up with France and Australia?
What’s up with mainstreamers and alts?
Will we all ever co-exist and learn to live and love eachother?
Will movie studios produce more Existential Comedies involving Dustin Hoffman to make the world a better place?

I just want every1 to be able to think critically, like a college professor who has a ‘rlly demanding’ class where you get a “B”, but you ended up finding yourself, your major, and what society is all about.

Fashion is beautiful, yall.
Life is beautiful, all yall.
Fashion = Life = Beautiful
(Yall^3)

Never Forget.

[Face Huntr]

It’s good to know that no matter how young u r, or how old u r, u will always have 2 piss, and sometimes there won’t be a restroom available, so you can just piss where ever u want, and sometimes there will be some1 to take a photograph of u, and then the next day u will see the picture, and then you will say ‘omfg i was s00 g0ne!’

[Photo by Last Nights Partie]

SRSLY though, the comments on this previous piss post are straight from Dramaville (yall)!
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/05/i-3-classy-alternative-broads.html

:-( We all have our dreams (yall).

Who is your female-alt celeb dream hookup?
The lead singer of CSS? Uffie? Ladyhawke? Vanessa Carlton? AgDeyn? Feist? Cat Power? Tegan and/or Sara? The girl in m83? A girl in Ladytron? An indie skank in a popular alt music video? An Au Revoir Simone gurle? One of the girls in the band AIR? A weirdo from Iceland? A grossly kute girl from Scandinavia?