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P0st M0re Entry Level Alt jailbait


Haikus about Entry Level Alts

entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and make u muxtape

entry level alt
Wish I could go back in time
and buy u t-shirts

entry level alt
Want u 2 always b young
Remind me of me

Entry level alt
Why aren't u impressed by me?
U prefer altbags.

Let's go 2 Parsons
Design Stuff That Looks real kewl
Move into kuet loft

U wear ur mom jeans
But u will nvr grow up
Entry Lev = Yout

XX BONUS GIRL WHO JUST FOUND OUT SHE WAS ADOPTED XX


My parents got divorced, but I could nvr handle 'finding out I was adopted.' Just want ppl 2 like me + be honest with me. Would h8 finding out that my youth wasn't as authentic/special as I interpreted it 2 b.

Is n e 1 who reads this bl0g adopted, and did it mold u in2 who u r 2day?

[Photos by The Cobrasnake]

Indicators of a Successful Alternative Yard Sale


When your alternative yard sale attracts a mob of alternative shoppers who become one with the displayed merchandise, you know you have a successful alt-yard-sale. In this picture, I can't tell if all of these t-shirts, sunglasses, and hoodies are still for sale, or if people are 'trying them on' or if they are mannequins, or if they are all interns for alternative enterprises.

"I am drowning in a sea of doodled-upon merchandise."
-a tween from California who asked his/her mom for $80 to buy a kute t-shirt at a yard sale

[yardsale coverage by Cobrasnk]

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BONUS YARDSALE COVERAGE

featuring everything u love about HRO:
Alt-celebs, ice cream trucks, faggy electro remixes, underaged hottiez, Uffie being kute, a deaf Steve Aoki and hundreds of other krazie stuff that makes people hate blog&partiepix-era alties!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SUpiCkPIhM&hl=en]
<3 <3 <3 <3 What's ur fave part?
This vid makes me feel alive again.

Alternative Yard Sales Are Opportunities to Give Your Personal Brand A Makeover


I am just a bro,
Looking to take my existence to the next level
Looking to take my personal brand to the next level
Looking to take my steez the next level
(Looking to find a graphic tee that no one else has)
At an alternative yard sale.

[Via DanceOnPartyOn]

T-shirt Yard Sales end up looking like Alternative Shanty Towns


Do you think Yard Sales where t-shirt designers peddle their goods to the local alternative community are threats to already existing shops like Urban Outfitters, Hot Topic, or Supreme?

Does any one know the standard procedure at these types of yard sales? Can you barter with the designers? Can you offer things like a Chili's gift card with $17 left on it, or the future rights to an 18 pack of Keystone Ice?

Maybe it's just me, but when I see piles of fabric, cardboard, and scruffy people in beanies/flannel, I think of shanty towns.

[Photo by the Cobrasnake]