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Yolandi from Die Antwoord shows off her weird but BANGIN body at Lollapalooza


I feel bad for Die Antwoord. They 'went viral' back in the era of the music blogosphere when people thought 'having a viral rap video' meant you were a viable commercial option. Then Die Antwoord and Kreayshawn made us realize that we are just watching weird, trashy white people being tacky and laughing at them, having no interest in actually purchasing their product. We don't consider what they do art, they are just desperately trying to get our attention for all the wrong reasons.

Which is why we have to thank Die Antwood for parading out Yolandi in tiny lil outfits, showing off that ethnic South African body.

Even though she has a weird haircut, dumb contacts, and an overall weird vibe, at the end of the day, we can take solace in her looking like a woman who could be brainwashed and human trafficked for the better part of the next 10 years, until she eventually develops a series of drug addictions and diseases to where her body is no longer valuable to your human trafficking enterprise.

O kewl. Yall have an ugly DJ?

I wonder why they even got buzz and thought that it would be fun to watch a 50 year old tattooed man rapping on stage. I might as well have gone to prison, because then I could let basically the same man pleasure me in exchange for a box of cigarettes.

so that was Die Antwoord at Lollapalooza. You got to look at them without having to listen to their pointless music.

Do u h8 Die Antwoord?
Remember when they got 'buzz' [via lamestream blog virality]?
Remember when their album TANKED?
Is it time to euthanize them?
Do they have anything left to offer the world?
Do u <3 Yolandi's BANGIN BOD?
Do u want to start a human trafficking ring with her as your #1 gurle?

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Die Antwoord pretends they 'quit' their label to 'save face' even though they are a failure


Remember Die Antwoord? Yeah, I forgot abt them, too. Had to catch up on their wikipedia 2 remember why they were even relevant, and I didn't get any answers. They 'went viral' because they exploited the white trash South African aesthetic, 'went viral', ppl thought they were talented, but then they realized that watching a 50 year old man with prison tats isn't that entertaining, and Yolandi 'might have ruined' her banging bod with implants from the 'best doctor in South Africa', which means that she probably got them from the American equivalent of a plastic surgeon in a strip mall right next to a Quizno's. I guess u gotta chase that fame.

ANyways, if u can recall, their first album 'tanked hard' sales-wise and buzz-wise. They were signed to an Interscope mega-deal, but then they sold even less albums than a chillwave artist because they didn't have a target market, just ppl who watched their videos on the internet. No1 wants to listen to that. So now they are trying to 'spin' that they are 'going solo' from their label to 'stay authentic', which basically means that they decided to bypass on the opportunity to sell albums, and instead will keep making crappy music that appeals to no1 and just 'looks weird.' The old guy will scream rhymes, Yolandi will have asymmetrical bangs and sing dumb lines, and their 10 fans will be happy. Congrats Die Antwoord.

Do u buy into the gimmick of 'pretending ur going indie' just because u failed and want to 'lower expectations'?

Earlier this morning, Boing Boing pointed out that South African rap crew Die Antwoord have parted ways with Interscope, their label home for the past 18 months. According to an entry on the group's blog, the move was sparked by their label's suggestion that forthcoming album, TEN$ION, sound "like everyone else out there at the moment. Not to be sassed or pushed around creatively, they responded thusly: "U know what, rather hang on to your money, buy yourself something nice...we gonna do our own thing. Bye bye." Kinda awesome. According to Billboard.biz, Interscope says the band and label are "currently in discussions."

The album will now be released digitally on their very own ZEF RECORDZ imprint, with a drop date yet to be announced or confirmed.

Does Yolandi look good?

Do u believe that they 'dropped their label'?
Will they be the last 'viral sensation' to 'get signed' by a misguided record label?
Was their gimmick 'ever cool'?
Is the gimmick 'totally stale' now?
Should they have just listened to the 'suits' at the label and gone mainstream?
Is it time to end this meme?
Should the buzzosphere have ever covered the South African juggalos?
Is Yolandi 'mad hot'?

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Die Antwoord releases new video where Yolandi takes a shit on camera

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Die Antwoord is some South American/African Rap group that 'went viral' because they had some sillie music videos, then people thought we were supposed to take their music seriously and that they were artists who were gonna be around for a long time. Then they released an LP and no1 bought it and no1 really liked it, so I am not sure why they released this new music video for "Rich Bitch."

The video features 'front woman' Yolandi Vissir taking a huge crap on camera. Wonder if they 'crossed the line' just to be sensational. I feel like not that many people have poop and pee fetishes, so Die Antwoord 'struck out' again.

In addition, there are some bubbles covering her breasts in this one shot. I'm not sure what they are hiding. They have basically tried every gimmick possible, so all they really can do is release a Yolandi sex tape now.

Do yall <3 "Rich Bitch"?
Do u feel sad for Die Antwoord for not being taken seriously as artists?
Are Die Antwoords just 'not very good at rapping/producing hiphop'?
Should Yolandi go solo so she isn't paired with a kreepy bro with prison tatts?
Do u think whoever signed Die Antwoord to a major label deal has his 'head on the chopping block'?

Die Antwoord

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Die Antwoord is some rap group from South Africa that became a popular meme, but then no1 bought their album.

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Mainstreamer Jack Black tries 2 have rough sex with Yolandi [via Die Antwoord]


Jack Black is a mainstream celeb who used to kinda be alt, but then after Chris Farley died, there was a high demand for a 'fat lil zany man', so Jack Black kinda 'crushed it' and starred in a bunch of kids comedies, dark comedies, and romantic comedies and he has really 'established his market share.

Anyways, Die Antwoord is a zany rap group from South Africa who was a meme, but then they released an album that sucked, and no1 cared about their meme any more, and they are kinda a failure, but will probably just play music festivals + get 'too much coverage' every time they release a music video where Yolandi shows off her titties.

Jack Black seems to have chilled with them backstage at a relevant show. Don't really care about the old ass bro in their band with the prison tats. Seems like he focused on 'getting rough' with Yolandi.

Worried that he is 'pulling her hair' for deviant reasons, like he is all 'I'm famous, u want me, right?' Worried he is gonna try 2 choke her out.

I know Yolandi is 'hot' or whatever, but srsly disturbed...
Hope she is okay....
Wonder if Jackie Blackie took her 2 pound town.

See yall at the school of rocks, yall.

Is Jack Black the right mix of 'alt' and 'mainstream'?
Is he 'trying 2 hard' by being in2 Die Antwoord?
Is Tenacious D a 'terrible product/buzzband'?
Would Jack Black be as funnie if he lost 30-60 lbs?
What is Jack Black's greatest film?
Was it unchill 4 Jack Black 2 try 2 'choke out' Yolandi?
Would u care abt Die Antwoord if Yolandi wasn't a slutwaver?

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Yolandi shows off massive sideboob, did she get implants?

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Yolandi is the slutwave songstress in the South African rap group Die Antwoord. Even though their music blows, it still seems worth it to 'cover' them because bros think that Yolandi is sexi and she usually wears slutty lil outfits, so that's chill. Welcome 2 showbiz, Yolanda. Do u feel the pressure 2 be beautiful all the time?

Anyways, just saw this picture of her 'from the side', and it seems like her breasts are 'enormous.' She is such a small lil girl, really thinking she might have 'fake b00bies' just 2 appeal to more ppl. Worried abt her. Hope she doesn't feel the pressure 2 'have huge titties' but still be skinny.

Googled 4 an old picture of her from what looks like a South African ghetto. She seems 'natural', humble.

Do yall prefer tig ol bitties or lil tatas?
Is Yolandi 'effing hot'?
Are u able to easily tell when girls get breast implants?
Are breast implants 'effing hot' [via pornographic images]?
Will Yolandi's breast implants rupture if she crowd surfs?
Is Die Antwoord's music hella boring/disgraceful?

Die Antwoord

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Yolandi shows off her conceptual titties in new Die Antwoord video

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Just watched this 'new video' by Die Antwoord. Really don't care abt this band/rap group, but they went viral like a year ago for being zany white trash people from a Third World country. This video sorta makes me sad for all the people that 'took them seriously', saying they had mad game, represented a new cultural movement, and would be around for a long time. Clearly, they are just 'in it to meme', don't care about quality, and are just trying to be outlandish as possible. Don't care if their brands are outlandish, just in the modern American meme environment, this kinda stuff is just gimmicky. Wonder if they are gonna 'sell mad albums' or if they already peaked as a meme/ecommerce brand that can sell crap.

All I know is that Yolandi Visser took off her top, showed off her titties, and didn't have any nipples for some reason. Seems to have mouths where her nipples should be. Rlly confused. Used to sort of think she was 'hot' but now worried her breasts will 'bite off' my peen of they go near her.

Would u still 'tittie fuck' her or r u scared?

Then Diplo was there and he was all 'Hey I'm dressed like Die Antwoord.'

Then black ppl were like 'hey we're dressed like the white rappers'

Then Yolandi was like 'hey i have a zany rat coat'

Just like 'Cmon Die Antwoord. We get it. Ur from South Africa. Ur zany. U spit fast rhymes. Kewl'

Is Die Antwoord a meme that went over-viral?
Is Die Antwoord a 'legitimate artist/band/rap duo'?
Did Diplo tarnish his brand by producing their song?
Is Yolandi still 'mad hot', or are u 'over' her?
Do yall hope people stop buying into this Die Antwoord crap?
Are the people who think Kanye West is 'real art' the same ppl who are like 'Die Antwoord is the effing shit, yall'?

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Group of Drunk Bitches Who ‘run LA’ party with Yolandi from Die Antwoord @ a Coachella Pool Partie

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In a previous post [link], a group of drunk bitches claimed to 'run Los Angeles.' In the vlog, they made many claims about their party lifestyle. They inspired numerous 'internet haters' to come out in full force, claiming that the girls were just 'a stereotype' and falsely claiming to be relevant / coke dealers / 'the shit.'

A video of these two drunk girls partying with Yolandi from Die Antwoord was released on youtube, perhaps an 'eff u' to all of the people who thought that they didn't run LA. In the video, the two girls seem to really be 'bro-ing down' with Yolandi Visser in a way that only girls can. A total tipsy giggle-fest while listening 2 great tunes and drinking free alcohol.

Is Coachella a place where u can meet all of your favourite alternative celebrities, and they will be 'totally kewl' with u?
Have you ever gone up to an alternative celebrity, and had them truly 'get' u?
Will Die Antwoord sell records?

Have u ever been buzzed at a relevant Coachella Pool Party?

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Did u go 2 the Anthem Party?
Do u get buzzed on free alcohol at relevant industry parties?
Do these Drunk Galz run LA?
Who runs LA?

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