HIPSTER RUNOFF » Youtube Douchebags

Sorta miss the glory days of the ‘making fun of hipsters’ viral video genre.

Carles — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:08:53 +0000

Just saw this youtube movie Where The Dirty Hipsters Are (Wild Things Spoof) and it made me miss the glory days of 2k5-2k7, back when it was s000 funnie 2 make ‘jokes about hipstars’ and other interesting alternative ppl.

I wish I could go back in time to the final year of my Undergraduate Film Studies Program, and make a lil comedy youtube short that ‘incidentally’ ‘goes viral’ on the youtube. I want to make something beautiful that appeals to tons of people, inspiring them to ‘chuckle’ for a couple of minutes, since they ‘get it’, then move on with their lives’. I feel like I am in touch with modern media to accept the redefined standards of ’success’ and find peace with achieving 500,000 youtube views. Maybe I won’t make money from my art any more, but I can still try 2 touch the world.

I like stuff that’s funny cuz it’s true. Whenever I watch hipster-mockumentameme vids, I can’t help but LOL-out-loud, because I totes know all of the characters already, since they mirror real members of my alternative scene. It’s kinda weird how ‘vapid’ culture is, yall… h8 it/luv it/’get’ it. Just relieved that I am me living in our bad ass society. I mean… it has it’s ups and downs…but I am generally happy with where we are.

Sorta miss the golden era of the Viral Vid Hipster movement. I decided to re-watch the Hipster Olympics, and reflect on the massive impact it had on ‘the scene.’ I believe the most powerful art is free-online art, because tons of ppl can see it and share it with all of their friends [via their facebook pages].

Seems like some new ‘hipster’ videos come out, and ‘exist under the radar’, but it makes me wonder just how viral they could have gone if they were made during The Golden Age. They seem to each have their own unique take on things.

Sorta miss ‘Hipsters in Space.’ I hope that the youtube servers exist forever. One day, all blogs will die, and humans won’t be able to read text any more. As the youtube generation continues to mature without reading and writing skills, the only historical artifacts left will be vlogs, videos, and viral videos.

Technology is rlly something to awe at [via being awesome]. So many artists can make beautiful with a limited budget, beyond the Macbook their parents bought 4 them and the HD video camera that they waited tables 2 obtain. It’s great 2 be able to ‘reflect on culture’ so instantaneously at such a low cost. I feel like I am honestly living in the most special era of all time, like every war that was fought for freedom was just so that I could exist right now. I am thankful.

Are youtubes more powerful than real movies?
Is it still alt 2 ‘make fun of hipsters’?
What is the best web method 2 utilize 2 ‘make fun of hipsters’? Meme blog? Tumblr? Video? Vimeo? Tweet?
What is the ‘most authentic’ ‘making fun of hipsters’ video of all time?
WTF is a ‘hipster’?
Does n e 1 know if hipsters are ‘the dead end’ of ‘Western Civilization’?
What’s ‘next’ after ‘hipsters’, or will ‘hipsters’ exist 4evr? Will the spirit of ‘alt’ live on forever?
Should I start a blog, a youtube channel, or a vimeo channel?

Authentic Alt Worth Blogging About.

Carles — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:21:53 +0000

I saw this video, and it made me ‘yearn 4 the days’ of myspacers worth blogging about, a now-deceased HRO blog gimmick. It’s kinda weird how we’re all trying to express ourselves’, and it seemed like myspace used to be the best way for tweens to do this. U could post tons of pictures, and make ur profile ‘kewl kolours’ and add tons of embedded images of ur favourite shit that represented u.

Then myspace became a ‘graveyard’ of dead profiles, not just because facebook/twitter became more authentic/functional, but as internet-centric humans, we are in a neverending search for ‘the best way 2 express ourselves’ via the internet. Now that all tweens+humans have ‘high speed internet’ and cheap hi-enuff quality videocameras/’cameras inside of their phones’, the ability to show off your brand in video format is something that every1 can do.

Feel like I might need to develop a new gimmick, fresher than both Myspacers Worth Blogging About, and more ‘relevant’ than I Wish They Had Macbooks When I was a Tween.

Just want 2 put on my most authentic outfits
show the world who I am
free spirited, open 2 new ideas and life experiences
and get my dance on
to a relevant tween indie pop hit
as performed by Miley Cyrus’s brother
who has a shitload of tattoos

R u thinking of starting up a youtube channel to make zany videos with ur bffs that ‘go viral’?
Do u plan on making ‘tons of ad revenue’ via Google Adsense Ads?
What online social media tool provides u with the best creative outlet to convey the ‘real u’ to your ‘tribe’?

Is it still authentic to be ‘alt’?

Carles — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 02:29:56 +0000

I am the SleepyHeadBro.
This bro is me.
This is my youtube presence.

Sometimes I get the feeling that ‘being alt’ is just some sort of game. Like any1 can dress up to look alt, if you just shop at the right stores, or if you wait 1.3 years for Hot Topic to sell ‘what seemed alt 2 years ago.’

Should I buy an expensive hair iron?
Should I buy a zany wrist band?
Should I buy a Palestinian Scarf?
Should I buy a time machine and live in 2k7 forever?
Should I draw ‘blood’ running down my nose to make ppl think that I just did ‘a shit load of blow’?

Not sure who I am. Might be growing older. Might be losing touch with the tween generation. Seems like it might all just be a game of ‘fucking dress up.’ Not sure if ppl even really like music, or if ‘enjoying music’ is just aligning your personal brand with shifting aesthetics over time to represent ‘personal growth.’ Not sure why I like what I like. Losing it. Losing everything. Honestly don’t even know what the best album of 2k9 is.

Is it no longer authentic to be ‘alt’?
Was ‘alt’ just some sort of ‘defense mechanism’ 2 keep from feeling like ‘just another brick in the wall’?
What is the new ‘alt’? I feel like I must answer this question in order to move forward as a blog.

Alt is dead?

Has the band GRIZZLY BEAR become obsolete?

Carles — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:10:15 +0000

I just got done watching this bro ‘cover’ Grizzly Bear’s hit 2k9 anthem ‘Two Weeks’, and I couldn’t help but wonder if this bro has single-handedly proven that we no longer need the Grizzly Band Bears as an alternative resource of indie music.

When I think of Grizzly Bear, I think of ‘pleasant tunes’, ‘tons of harmonies’, and ‘a high production value.’ It seems like this bro has ‘outdone’ the actual band Grizzly Bear, since he was able to produce all of these by himself in his living room. Most alternative people will eternally remember ‘Two Weeks’ as the catchiest song of the year 2k9, but now we will remember it as being performed by some bro in a living room (who most likely attended some sort of gifted and talented school 4 the arts).

The modern world is a beautiful place, where one bro can buy multiple instruments, musical production equipment, and a lil viddy cam in order to outshine an indie pop masterpiece. While we often focus on bands which have established brands, we fail to see that sometimes magic moments can come together on a d.i.y. budget. Perhaps the future of indie music will not go down the same road as mainstream music [via over-reporting widely known band brands until hollow artists are created], but instead we will embrace individual moments of brilliance and musicianship [via the bro playing an xylophone/drums/singing harmonies].

Is Grizzly Bear still a valuable indie resource or has this bro rendered them obsolete?
Do u think that his bro should ‘join a band’ or is it 2 difficult to work with other ppl?

Feeling nervous abt design school. Not sure how much debt I want 2 accrue. Is it worth it? [CARLES VLOG]

Carles — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 22:26:58 +0000

So many questions in my head. Decided to use some ‘vlog therapy’ 2 get all of my questions off my chest.

Am I a ‘failing bro’?
Are my life experiences unique, or should the keyboard cat meme ‘play me off’?
Should I goto Parsons, SVA or Pratt?
Will I learn the things I need 2 learn in a fancy skewl, or should I stay at a state school even though I h8 all of my mainstream classmates who don’t ‘get’ why the world is beautiful in the way that I see it?
What should I study in design school?
Do I h8 my parents for not being rich enough 2 support my dreams?
How do college loans work?

Whenever I do something vulnerable on the internet, am I just a meme?
Play me off, yall. Gnite world/moon.

Bored at summer school. Decided to make a music video with my bros on campus.

Carles — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:29:08 +0000

Hey yall. Went away to design school…had 2 take summer school because I needed to learn the Fundamentals of Art History and Photoshop. Fortunately I met a few bros who I have a lot in common with. We love music, design, and youtubin’. Know it’s not much, but I think it’s good to stay creative.

Decided to make a video. Do u like it? Glad we all have the same personal brand of ‘bros who are zany and possibly listen to mightmightybosstones/blink182/Tom Green ‘bum bum song.’

Dorm life is chill. My parents didn’t cook much, so I’m not missing any food. Getting used to sharing space with some1. My roommate is a real mainstreamer. Going to talk to my RA about changing my roommate. Hopefully I can pull a double-swap with a bro who I have a lot in common with. Every nite would be a sleepover, and we could play chill music while we study instead of having to use headphones.

Feel lucky to have to take summer school. Probably gonna have a ‘core group of friends’ before every1 else gets here. so I’m happy 4 that.

What r u and ur bros doing to ‘pass the time’ in the summer?
Do u have any tips for selecting a sweet college roommate?

Carles finally Speaks abt The Death of Michael Jackson.

Carles — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 19:27:14 +0000

Enough said, yall. This is about more than just 1 man. This is about social media/blogs/twitter/facebook/myspace. Worried abt ‘all da haterz’ and ‘trolls.’

[via hemp choker necklaces]

Should I dance around sexily 2 my fave relevant mp3 songs?

Carles — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:43:57 +0000

I have been listening to some of 2k9’s most relevant artists/songs, including “Cheerleader” by the Grizzly Bear. I think that the song is ‘chill’ but I think that in our new era, u can always find a way to dance, even if a song is sorta conceptual/chill. I am not sure what this bro is all about. I think he might be one of those bros who has a post-post-pre-ironic internet personality, just trying to be ‘a think piece’ on the internet 2 set himself apart from ‘every other loser with a mnstrm facebook profile.’

Sorta just wanna chill, be myself on the internet. Have people ‘find my vid’ when they search 4 their fave band on youtube. Possibly ‘become an altmeme.’ Might film my cock coming out of my Am Appy briefs and ‘tugging’ til I cum with a 2k7 electro song in the background.

XX BONUS ANCO BRO SPORT MEME XX

Wonder if these are ‘the two best songs’ of 2k9? Feel like it is ‘entry level’ to enjoy ‘Two Weeks’ + ‘My Girls’ the most.

Kinda feels weird how these 2 bands are ‘tied 2gether’ in the conquest for the ‘best’ album experience of 2k9. Not even sure what the ‘best album’ of 2k9 is. Wonder what ‘the internet pundits’ will say is the best album of 2k9. Feel like people will pick Grizzly Bear because they are ‘very personal bros’, and from what I have learned, personal connections ‘mean everything.’ While people ‘love’ anco, they are still not entirely engaging bros, nor could u imagine having a ‘chill convo’ with them. I think that people who pick the Dirty Projjies to be the best album of 2k9 will be the ‘type of music reviewing bros who are ghey/don’t get girls in real life and feel closer 2 women by enjoying female artists.’ Think this might be the theory that explains why St. Vincent is ‘relevant.’

What’s yalls fave album of 2k9?

Came out of retirement for this meme.

Carles — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:15:39 +0000

Might start typing ‘keywords’ about posts instead of ‘writeups.’
Keywords: Tween, swoopy bangs, parent’s backyard, MGMT, Kids, Pissing, Cumming, shitting on urself, dancing around, youtube sensations, opening up a t-shirt shop once u get enough hits on the internet, lil bro, kids who hear MGMT’s “Kids” and totally relate, having a zany personal brand during ur tweenage year, bros who think they are pretty, water hoses, zany lil bro, kids who are inspired by Andy Samberg era humor as opposed to Tom Green era humor, FGGT, lil cunt, lil FGGT

I had a really rough day yesterday, and I said some things that I regret. I’m not ashamed of yall. Do u forgive me? Seriously feel like this is ‘becoming a serious relationship.’ I just know that I want to be with u. Sometimes I see something, and it just reminds me of u. like ur the 1st person I think about when I see a viral alt meme, and I’m not sure if I could keep living without this world of ppl who don’t ‘get’ me.

“When I’m with u, I feel like I could die and that would be alright.”
-my third eye is blind, yall

Previous examples of maintreamers enjoying MGMT
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/h8-when-memes-are-mrktng-gimmicks.html
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/02/great-moments-in-mainstreamers-embracing-alternative-songs-from-2-years-ago.html

I want to go back in time and get a teen pregnant then become youtube famous.

Carles — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:56:57 +0000

via wtfdyhak

I want to be a teen again
and make love
to a girl in my Speech class
accidentally ‘get her pregnant.’

Her belly will swell with life
that came from my teenage semen
too late to pull up
but experiencing xtreme pleasure

She will eventually have to go to a high school for pregnant teens
and make friend with other people who are in her situation
we will say that ‘this was a gift from God’
and name our child something Biblical

Before the baby comes out of her vagina,
we shall use my digital camera to film a few videos
that people can relate 2
and they can know that ‘we are human’
even though we did something unconventional
by having a babie so earlie.

We have a story to share
We can still laugh
We can still dance like no1 is watching
We can birth like we’ve never been hurt.

This is what it means to be young and beautiful.
It is a state of mind.
We will become youtube famous and get 100,000 subscribers
and make ‘mad ad revenue’ by ‘going viral’

My water breaks
rush to the hospital with my 19 year old boyfriend
and my mom
holding my hand as the baby pops out
She looks at me, pretty ashamed
She looks at my boyfriend, pretty resentful
Worried about the financial burden
that she didn’t really ’sign up for’

There is no such thing as a mistake.
We are all gifts from God.

I read in a book that babies come out ‘intelligent’
if they listen 2 music while in the womb.
not sure if u can still ‘partie’
when ur preggos