Yall. Xmas is just around the corner. Let's start thinking about what we're gonna ask our cool moms & free-spirited dads 4 4 Christmas/Chaunnykah/TheKwanzaa.org.
Should I ask for a Members Only jacket and a Slutty MexiMAltstreamer? Do they sell humans on ebay/craigsZanyList yet?
Disney Star OR Just Another Mexi Who Walks Into a Tacky Store At The Mall to buy clothes that show off her padded bra (which enhances her B cups)?
Do celeb n00dz ever get old? [Picture link] (Not sure if I can h0st it cuz it might be a lil bit too 'kiddie' even tho she has a box cut.)
WHAT ARE YALL THINKING OF GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS? (besides a Mexi with a boxcut)
From what I understand, 'fixed gear bicycles' are 'the official bicycles of hipster alts.' I guess for alts who can't afford cars and don't live in suburbia and ur parents don't drop u off at work at Best Buy 4 days a week.
I guess maybe it is true... alt is going mainstream...
Our music...
Our fashion...
Our methos of transportation...
Sorta wonder if Zefron should dump tween Mexi slutwave Vanessa Hudgens and maybe just become an indie alt celebrity. He was in the hit pre-Glee tween 'it show' High School Musical: Let's Fingerbang 1 another Underneath The Bleachers, so I'm sure he has enough talent to be drafted into Vampire Weekend.
Will mainstream tweens start 2 get fixed gear bikes now?
Do u have a super sweet neon 'fixie'?
Are fixies 'safe' or are their brakes not good enough 2 keep u safe??
Do yall prefer bikes with or without gears?
Do u think he listens 2 chillwave buzzbands as he rides thru the streets of Brooklyn?
Is Zac Efron 'hotter' than Ezra Koenig, or should he 'go rapegaze' like JackyJack?
